" stands off "

 [ "Poop Stand-off " ]

1: This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.

  * e.g.,  ... Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"  

 [ "minnesota stand off" ]

1: when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.

  * e.g.,  ... dude, sorry I'm late, I was caught in a minnesota stand off with some soccer mom, haha! 

 [ "Testicular Stand-off" ]

1: When 2 or more male personnel’s grab and cuff-link their balls to fight to the death, while only using their cuffed balls as weapons. No other gestures can be implemented during this show down.

  * e.g.,  ... When I went to my friends house, my two friends got into an implication In regards to feeling if their manhood was threatened. This altercation was then settled by having a testicular Stand-off. 

 [ "Canadian stand-off" ]

1: A Canadian stand-off is a situation where in which two or more individuals are are tryin to pass each other in a hallway or intersection, and when confronted with the question of who will move first or have the right of way all of the individuals refuse to move saying things such as "no you first." Or "by all means." In this situation every one is too polite for any action to take place.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: you first Jack: no no by all means you sir 

 [ "Muslim Stand-off" ]

1: Similar to a quick draw, but with 2 Muslims. The first one to blow up wins.

  * e.g.,  ... "Heading down to the Muslim Stand-off! My money is on Abed!" 

 [ "Trexican Stand off" ]

1: Three Way Mexican stand off

  * e.g.,  ... Me and my buddies engaged in a Trexican Stand Off 

 [ "mexican stand off" ]

1: A situation in which weapons, espcially guns, are pointed or aimed at a number of persons by a number of persons.

  * e.g.,  ... There's a mexican stand off in the movie True Romance. 

 [ "Hoosier Stand Off" ]

1: When two or more drivers come to a 3-way or 4-way stop and can't decide who should proceed first, so they sit there and stare or wave at eachother to go, wasting a lot of time. The proper way to yield to other vehicles at 3 or 4 way stop signs is spelled out in Indiana law, but apparently everyone is too stupid/high on meth to understand.

  * e.g.,  ... Jamie the college student and Earl the hoosier made me wait 73 seconds while they had a hoosier stand off deciding which one of them should drive through the intersection first. 

 [ "Ukrainian Stand Off" ]

1: The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

  * e.g.,  ... “Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?” “You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword” ……. “This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds” 

 [ "Colombian Stand Off" ]

1: Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!" "Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"